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  1. Mark T
    Mark T
    12 tundi tagasi

    I have no oil in the dipstick I think I'll start it up to see how it runs and check it what the hell.

  2. Jsjsjajansb Dudhusja
    Jsjsjajansb Dudhusja
    5 päeva tagasi

    But an e36 m3 or 325 or 328ci or a e46 330ci with the m54. Then you won’t get fucked over

  3. Tim White
    Tim White
    5 päeva tagasi

    so Miata was better? XD

  4. buster8295
    12 päeva tagasi

    So, Hoovie, how do you not have oil in car that has no leaks. Where did it go?

  5. Kody Clarke
    Kody Clarke
    17 päeva tagasi

    "The Hyundai S2000" 6:48

  6. Anthony Reyes
    Anthony Reyes
    24 päeva tagasi

    This video makes me proud of owning my alpine white 1er. Welcome to the N54 gang Hoovie! Look forward to see more content with it!

  7. bertone122
    Місяць tagasi

    Today people: -i buy modern car because its fairly new with low mileage, im gonna drive it without any problems, just buying fuel, engine oil and filters 😎 Modern car be like:

  8. Phantom Aspect
    Phantom Aspect
    Місяць tagasi

    Those e36s 👌

  9. 4AmigoFilms
    Місяць tagasi

    First time with an N54 ehh?

  10. Drama_CAT
    Місяць tagasi

    I wish his friend was mr.regular 😅

  11. Phillip Rathbun
    Phillip Rathbun
    Місяць tagasi

    What’s funny is I got an ad for BMW during the video.

  12. johnpaul c
    johnpaul c
    Місяць tagasi

    Hoovie if you ever need N54/135i advice message me! I know them quite well and am well active in the community and should be able to help you with pretty much anything.

    1. A E
      A E
      Місяць tagasi

      Aluminum blocks get a cast iron

  13. Mikkel Allentoft Josefsen
    Mikkel Allentoft Josefsen
    Місяць tagasi

    The Racing was awesome!!!! More like this hoovie

  14. dtha god
    dtha god
    Місяць tagasi

    Take out that shit jb4 tune and get it mhd flashed tuned

  15. TheIcyWulf
    Місяць tagasi

    "Famous last words"

  16. The Captain
    The Captain
    Місяць tagasi

    Something wrong with a mini? It's never anything else then the engine. It's a piece of shit. Timing tensioner will fair and break all the plastic bits. Then after you fix it it will blow up.

  17. Smaster1755
    Місяць tagasi

    1:54 ah yes the bmw stock marijuana pipe, standard on all bmws from 1998-2006. such a shame they got rid of it.

  18. Easy E
    Easy E
    Місяць tagasi

    Put the BMW back to stock. Sell it.

  19. Kevin Williams
    Kevin Williams
    Місяць tagasi

    Good car

  20. Anthony Gallo
    Anthony Gallo
    Місяць tagasi

    I had a stock ‘08 e88 135i auto and now I daily a FBO stage 2 JB4 ‘09 e88 135i 6MT. I do most of the work myself. I’ve had to work on it so much, and learn so much, that I decided to buy the second one since I basically already knew how to fix the whole engine 😂 To me, the drive is worth the elbow grease. However, if you aren’t up for doing the work or for throwing tons of money at it then it’s more of a nightmare than a dream

  21. Bob Zmuda
    Bob Zmuda
    Місяць tagasi

    “I dont think its gonna break”

  22. Hamzah Tufail
    Hamzah Tufail
    2 місяці tagasi

    Map 1 2 or 5. ONLY

  23. nice95gle
    2 місяці tagasi

    You need better mechanics.

  24. Mike Mata
    Mike Mata
    2 місяці tagasi

    3:27 Mike chasing after Ben with his camera lol

  25. paul howard
    paul howard
    2 місяці tagasi

    I had a feeling I should have went to Heartland Park a few weekends ago 😅😅

  26. Tim Williams
    Tim Williams
    2 місяці tagasi

    You guys have strange rules at the track.

  27. Schlipperschlopper Schlipperschlopper
    Schlipperschlopper Schlipperschlopper
    2 місяці tagasi

    made from chinese crap import parts by BMW thats why they fail....

    2 місяці tagasi

    A German friend of mine said that BMW are really Italo/English cars that THINK are made in Germany... he's from Munich... HE KNOWS....

  29. HighLonesomeRob
    2 місяці tagasi

    Isn't this just, like - every day of driving a BMW?

  30. Patrick Mckinney
    Patrick Mckinney
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hoovie you inspired me I just uploaded a video about the cheapest VW Mk2 golf in America

  31. Scott Maloney
    Scott Maloney
    2 місяці tagasi


  32. Steven Hood
    Steven Hood
    2 місяці tagasi

    You can really see the difference in power after the bmw fix on the track!

  33. Craig Rockwell
    Craig Rockwell
    2 місяці tagasi

    If you are going to continue to race regardless of track sanctioning, or just that they allow amateurs access to the track, as demonstrated in this video. Go to Jim Russell Racing School at Sears Point in Sanoma, CA. There is also Bob Bondurant I think he's in Vegas. Perhaps something at the indy track: It will significantly increase your confidence and skills, as well as remove bad habits or remove some errors being made. I am SCCA sanctioned and used to on a Formula Atlantic Racing Team, so I know what I'm talking about. I noticed a lack of control in your approach and line of sight in the chicane. You don't have a rollbar, wearing any fireproof clothing. It's not safe. I'm not being like I'm all this and that here, my ego is not affected ever, I dont usually give a fuck but I like your yt show and see that your real, so perhaps you'll let an old guy with over the top experience pass along some wisdom. Look, cars on tracks even with experienced drivers could potentially fuck up your whole world. And especially street racing is totally out of control and is killing people because they have too much horsepower and have not been properly trained to know how to react correctly when their car gets away from {them, you or the lookey loos and mascots}, and due to this lack of training their personal limits have not been established or practiced. It may not be you, some other idiot can hit you and then, your out. I'm very private and seek no attention, fortunately, I have been trained in professional motorsports sanctioned by SCCA. I have been a team member on offshore racing, circuts and have over 50 years of experience as an owner/USCG credentialed master mariner and Captain on large Superyachts in both Sail and Power, as well as commercial rescue, salvage, and offshore service vessels to 300 feet'. that supports our {USA} special forces and /or private contractors globally in a classified capacity. My dad saw that I did not show fear and would take risks since the age of 5. At that time he threw me in a small sailboat behind our bayfront home in Newport Beach CA, he said sink, swim, or sail you decide. After I was properly trained in yachting,. I earned the right to be the captain of our 57 foot sailing yacht. This is 1972 and the boat was 150K then {6 mil in todays $$$}and the largest fiberglass custom sailing yacht made in the world at that time. I would take my friends as a freshman in HS with chicks to Avalon in Catalina Island. Training, equals freedom, cause he trusts my capacity and risk assessment skillsets. He did me the same in private aircraft, motorcycles, and a bunch more cool shit. Listen, your not single and have kids so if your going to take risks, get trained first then you'll have the tools to mitigate potential injury and confidence in your equipment, personal standards, and to be objective in risk assessment, personal standards and limits in go, no go with confidence. Think old bull and young bull up on the hill, youngster makes a suggestion of running down to get that one female and old bull says, lets walk down and get em all.

  34. FalconXE302
    2 місяці tagasi

    How the F can you break a dip stick...?

  35. mrblahh
    2 місяці tagasi

    I track both 135i and r53 mini's lol

  36. Al ex
    Al ex
    2 місяці tagasi

    Glad you found the Ninja; nice to watch him work. The other guy has someone yelling all the time from behind the camera. Always talks in 3rd person lol

  37. Mike Davies
    Mike Davies
    2 місяці tagasi

    Dude. Drop the tune to something rational, add LSD and tires. I can't count how many 135i builds I've seen on jacks at trackside debugging boost issues due to overtunes. Mine worked flawlessly for years at the stock (BMW add-on) 320bhp. Also, although I see coilovers in a previous video, I don't see any real camber adjustment - this car NEEDS it. Camber plates. Anyways, glad you sorted the blown pipe trackside and got an actual session to enjoy it!

  38. Grace Life Music Art
    Grace Life Music Art
    2 місяці tagasi

    Did I miss a video? Last one I seen on the mini was waiting on parts, wasn’t back together.

  39. Alan Here
    Alan Here
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hey what are you trying to imply with that coolant on the track comment? LoL

  40. David Build Vlogzz
    David Build Vlogzz
    2 місяці tagasi

    I love me a bmw just bought a project one a 3 series one 6 speed and I’m loving it.

  41. Chey Thompson
    Chey Thompson
    2 місяці tagasi

    BMW Bring My Wallet

  42. Deborah chesser
    Deborah chesser
    2 місяці tagasi

    Bavarian Manure Wagon

  43. Walid Al Ghamdi
    Walid Al Ghamdi
    2 місяці tagasi

    i love how the car you expected to brick did not brick and the fact that everyone on track must have thought u put on the nitrous in your last run

  44. Cooper Long
    Cooper Long
    2 місяці tagasi

    I still want to buy this shitty MINI Cooper from you.

  45. GamerGuyProductions
    2 місяці tagasi

    Dude brings 2 shit cars and both break, like, no duh

  46. Vladimir Mihnev
    Vladimir Mihnev
    2 місяці tagasi

    Stick skills? Absolutely not!

  47. Jon C
    Jon C
    2 місяці tagasi

    Came here for the 135i :)

  48. Alan Kuentz
    Alan Kuentz
    2 місяці tagasi

    I did this job, changing out the turbos on my n54, in my garage with jack stands. I would have killed to have a lift!

  49. MOE
    2 місяці tagasi

    Famous last words.... Ninja: It’s not gonna break.... Hoovey called that one. He knew it would break.

  50. Puse
    2 місяці tagasi

    1:55 holy shit lmao :D

  51. Reinier
    2 місяці tagasi

    I've been here since 40K subs and it's been the same story since. Don't buy BMW products unless you have a YT channel. Otherwise really don't. Just don't.

  52. John Tanner
    John Tanner
    2 місяці tagasi

    why not but a salvage telsa and put the big engine in a classic car like a vette or 57 chevy The new all electric Ford F150 will do 0 to 60 in under 3 secs! There is a video up where a gut bough a Telsa with 600 hp electric motor and battery for $500.

  53. Stagger Lee
    Stagger Lee
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hoovies neighborhood would fit into an 80's sitcom perfectly.

  54. Javiff1
    2 місяці tagasi

    Why don’t you use the blinkers? Ah right, you’re driving a BMW

  55. Daz Fitch
    Daz Fitch
    2 місяці tagasi

    You're hate for BMW is getting boring 💤 move on....

  56. Daz Fitch
    Daz Fitch
    2 місяці tagasi

    You're hate for BMW is getting boring 💤 move on....

  57. BIG J
    BIG J
    2 місяці tagasi

    The underpowered mighty E36 M3 will always prevail on the track

  58. AdamG1983
    2 місяці tagasi

    "I don't think it's gonna break" "So that was a fucking lie"

  59. Tyler Tenkku
    Tyler Tenkku
    2 місяці tagasi

    I stand corrected. Now I see why that BMW 135i is the best BMW in past decade with those mods. The WOT must feel like riding a rocket off the edge of the Earth.

  60. AdamG1983
    2 місяці tagasi

    BMW: Where the "Check Engine" light is normal

  61. MassiveTrackHunter
    2 місяці tagasi

    The dipstick breaks off inside the THAT's Italian...but wait....isn't that BMW....oh, that still makes sense!

  62. Fernando Madrona
    Fernando Madrona
    2 місяці tagasi

    I didn't know Ozzy Man worked for the Ninja?

  63. Raphaël Martel
    Raphaël Martel
    2 місяці tagasi

    Look at this rust..I'm in Canada...hahahaha..every underbody of every car is brittle metal.

  64. Matthew Smith
    Matthew Smith
    2 місяці tagasi

    I was smiling so big when the 135 finished strong! I loved the Ninja's confidence when he said "I don't think it's gonna break." Great work and a great engine!

  65. Connar Comstock
    Connar Comstock
    2 місяці tagasi

    >It won't break *Narrator* It broke.

    2 місяці tagasi

    That good old reliable "mini".

  67. Dwight Looi
    Dwight Looi
    2 місяці tagasi


  68. chassis807
    2 місяці tagasi

    "German engineering" isn't a complimentary term anymore.

  69. Kruder
    2 місяці tagasi

    Has Hoovie taken racing driving lessons?

  70. Luke obx
    Luke obx
    2 місяці tagasi

    car ninja is worthless.

  71. J Mac
    J Mac
    2 місяці tagasi

    You hardly cracked a smile. Sell that thing.

    2 місяці tagasi

    BMWs are the most reliable cars in the world.

  73. Jason Schmitt
    Jason Schmitt
    2 місяці tagasi

    It's probably because you pour blue goop from AutoZone in your cars....hence they fail.

  74. Paul Leggett
    Paul Leggett
    2 місяці tagasi

    I never want to be on a track with Hoovie.

  75. Stéphane Duchesneau
    Stéphane Duchesneau
    2 місяці tagasi

    Interesting tidbit... The Mini was supposed to have a Toyota Yaris 1.6 liter engine when it was being designed. I was working at Toyota's Belgium headquarters TMME in the 2000s and we were setting up the supply chain for the engine supply to the Mini. The engines were built in France. The deal fell through at the last minute and they went with a Chrysler-based engine. Wow. That tells you BMW didn't care about quality, they just cared about the price! Imagine if the MIni had had a Toyota engine?

  76. Stéphane Duchesneau
    Stéphane Duchesneau
    2 місяці tagasi

    The Ninja will never be out of a job. It's all really sad because I'm old enough to remember the 80's BMWs and they were among the best cars ever built. Like Volkswagen, they tried to be competitive the wrong way. Hiring incompetent people. Just look at the guy Volkswagen hired for buying materials in the 2000s. The guy bullied the existing suppliers until the suppliers didn't want to do business with Volkswagen anymore. I can only imagine what happened with the engineers at BMW.

  77. Octavio Acosta
    Octavio Acosta
    2 місяці tagasi

    Should of gotten a 128i

  78. Khawer Ozi
    Khawer Ozi
    2 місяці tagasi

    As soon he said check engine light & jo power i knew it was one of those stupid pipes , my 335i 1st week did that & it was same thing

  79. Isaiah wade
    Isaiah wade
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hoovie please just have all the couplers replaced and some new poly bushing all around it really makes the car feel proper

  80. Alan Liddell
    Alan Liddell
    2 місяці tagasi

    I love you and the channel Hoovie, but have you considered a driving school?

  81. MrDaburks
    2 місяці tagasi

    "This is the marijuana pipe" lmao

  82. Randy Weaver
    Randy Weaver
    2 місяці tagasi

    Haha.... My favourite episode I've watched from you. :)

  83. Jebediah Gentry
    Jebediah Gentry
    2 місяці tagasi

    The sound of that Ferrari made my privates tingle 😲

  84. MynameisJeff
    2 місяці tagasi

    I’m glad the bmw worked out, it is a great looking car.

  85. LDT Works
    LDT Works
    2 місяці tagasi

    Anyone know what happend to the MayBach ?

  86. Muscles Mouse
    Muscles Mouse
    2 місяці tagasi

    Ninja 🥷 I don’t think it gonna break. Goober🐻 hold my nuts. You should check oil before you start

  87. pennise
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hoovie aka The Topeka Destroyer

  88. 1trucavalier
    2 місяці tagasi

    You were throwing that thing in the turns awesome man!

  89. Tyler Tenkku
    Tyler Tenkku
    2 місяці tagasi

    "It not only survived, it thrived!" Your uninhibited joy made my day

  90. Roger Vallve
    Roger Vallve
    2 місяці tagasi

    Interesting I have a 2009 Mini Cooper , I bought new and had minimal issues. Best car i have owned. All my repairs have been normal wear and tear.

  91. citytrips
    2 місяці tagasi

    Picked the worst BMW to track, buy an E9X M3

  92. tyler415
    2 місяці tagasi

    More importantly how are your ankles after you stuck the landing?

  93. Andrew Fogel
    Andrew Fogel
    2 місяці tagasi

    MORE ON THE 135i MORE BMWS in general

  94. Mark Sublett
    Mark Sublett
    2 місяці tagasi

    Get a 2008 Z4 M the best bmw

  95. STimedic1
    2 місяці tagasi

    Tyler, get a new bypass valve for the Mini and fix your major issue. Dorman has a metal dipstick that won't break like the factory fiberglass one. These were known issues on the 02-04 Cooper S's. Also, have the Ninja service the supercharger if he hasn't already.

  96. Rick Lloyd
    Rick Lloyd
    2 місяці tagasi

    Maybe they are better drivers when you can't catch up

  97. The Petrolhead Pilot
    The Petrolhead Pilot
    2 місяці tagasi

    Your tow vehicle is way way cooler than your neighbor’s Derge!

  98. Matt Foushee
    Matt Foushee
    2 місяці tagasi

    Ozzy man is in Kansas?

  99. 67FORDTRUCKF250
    2 місяці tagasi

    Hoovie, do a video on an E34 or E30... the reliability is awesome....And you can have fun....always more fun to drive a slow car fast....

  100. Funny vids
    Funny vids
    2 місяці tagasi